HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKALA!!!! LOVE AND MISS YOU!!!! DON'T DATE ANY LOSERS!!!! -natalie
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKALA!!!! LOVE AND MISS YOU!!!! DON'T DATE ANY LOSERS!!!! -natalie
Posted by Natalie & Josh at 10:22 AM
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All right Mikala, since you are now sixteen, it is time for the lecture on boys! First of all, they are stinky!! Their feet stink, their breath stinks, & even their hair stinks because they don't care if they have showered or not!! They have bad manners--they burp & fart in public (never mind that Megan does too because she is a girl & much cuter & nicer than any old stinky boy!) they very seldom hold the door open for you, & they always, always eat all the goodies! Not to mention stuff like---they can't hear you when they're watching their favorite team, they scratch ANYWHERE that itches in public, & they chew with their mouth open. EEUWWW! Heavenly Father only made them to bug us! AND, before you go out on a date with them, have them take their shoes & socks off to make sure they don't paint their toenails. If their toenails are painted, you have them take their stinky shoes & socks & march right back out that door! No Painted toenails (or fingernails) no nose rings, lip rings, ear rings---okay---no body-piercing of any kind!!! AND definitely, never date a boy that can't afford a belt to hold his pants up. We don't need to see their underwear & they walk funny when their pants are too low! I am sure this will all help immensely but if you ever have any questions or want to know what I think don't hesitate to ask me cause I WILL tell you! Oh and by the way, Happy Birthday Mikala & we love you tons & tons!! You are a sweetheart!!!!
Happy Birthday Mikala! We second the don't date any losers! Have a great birthday! We love you!
haha Ok I promise not to date losers! haha not that I planned on it anyway but THAT is some GREAT advice Grandma and I will remember it always : ) haha
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